You filthy stupid bitch this is all you are good for.
Worthless fuckhole. I promised I would ruin your ass
I would hate this, plus my ass is not that stretched out (yet)…but it’s just so degrading that I had to reblog.
Fuck that’s nasty. She must have been leaking shit for days after
“Tell that story about the one time you kick fucked a girl with cerebral palsy and see who draws a crowd.”
— Doug Stanhope
(via geekylexi)
“Bitsy, dear, you simply must be able to spank harder than that.”
"My apologies, Buffy. It’s this dreadful tennis elbow that has restricted my range of motion.”
(via useless-girlrage)
