sotightandshiny:
“ learnyourplace:
“ callmenastynames:
“ how hard can you use me before i panic and flail?
”
Hopefully you panic and flail early. The better to maximize your entertainment value, squeezing the most suffering out of you as your use...

sotightandshiny:

learnyourplace:

callmenastynames:

how hard can you use me before i panic and flail?

Hopefully you panic and flail early. The better to maximize your entertainment value, squeezing the most suffering out of you as your use gets harder and harder throughout the night.

All that impotent protest makes for wonderful entertainment. All that kicking and screaming and flailing wildly is so cute, as if you’re going anywhere. The harder you struggle the harder I get.