northkaybay:

I was at a party a while back when some drunk guys started talking to me. One asked me how long I’d been with my husband. I answered. He then asked, “What do you let him do to you?” Inside I was laughing, but I just looked the dude in the eye and said quite matter of factly, “Anything he wants.”

This, of course, earned me a bunch of drunk high fives from the young men, but they really have no idea.