sotightandshiny:
“ uselessgirlrage:
“ This is a good time to ask her deep, philosophical questions.
”
It is, at least if I want to have a good laugh.
I’d be sure to have you memorize some protocol first, before finger-fucking you silly. Once your...

sotightandshiny:

uselessgirlrage:

This is a good time to ask her deep, philosophical questions.

It is, at least if I want to have a good laugh.

I’d be sure to have you memorize some protocol first, before finger-fucking you silly. Once your brain has turned to mush, I’d have you repeat my protocol verbatim and watch you attempt to stammer and babble your way through my orders, as you lose all bearing on reality. Failure of course, is not an option.