dumbandpretty:
“ I’m convinced there is an off-switch for my brain, and it exists in the form of a cock-shaped slot inside my ass.
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In my experience, this is true of many women. At least with the sort that I find worth my time.

dumbandpretty:

I’m convinced there is an off-switch for my brain, and it exists in the form of a cock-shaped slot inside my ass.

In my experience, this is true of many women. At least with the sort that I find worth my time.

(via wreckedholes)