“SEXY GRAMMAR LESSON #1 - choking, masturbation”

OK, porn fans and sex fiends (or vice versa), I’m getting more than a little tired of these continual mistakes and misspellings.
Prompted by this semi-literate review - http://www.adultdvdtalk.com/review/wet-food-5-30249 - I am going to attempt to educate folks. (Tilting at windmills, but it will make me feel better.)

First, “masturbation’. Please note, it is NOT “mastErbation”.
You may have your master on your mind, but
REMEMBER: Who mastUrbates? “U” do!!!

I can’t believe how often I see “chocking” instead of “choking”. (“Chocking” would rhyme with “rocking”.)

REMEMBER: You can’t “C” when someone’s really choking you (because you’re almost passing out.)

That’s it for now!! Stay tuned for more SEXY GRAMMAR as it becomes necessary.

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The world needs more of this.

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Entirely quixotic of course, but I must nonetheless applaud the noble effort.

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