bondageisfun:
“ Her - That’s an interesting end table?
Him - Thanks, I like confining my pet in there.
Her - I didn’t know you had a dog?
Him - No. Guess again?
Her - Oh a cat then?
Him - No. Guess again?
Her - Uh, I think I’ll be leaving now.
Him -...

bondageisfun:

Her - That’s an interesting end table?
Him - Thanks, I like confining my pet in there.
Her - I didn’t know you had a dog?
Him - No. Guess again?
Her - Oh a cat then?
Him - No. Guess again?
Her - Uh, I think I’ll be leaving now.
Him - No. Guess again!

(via oblivioneyed)